I started playing guitar because I saw Jimi Hendrix on TV and so I dressed up like him playing guitar. I did this at Boy Scout talent show when I was 9 and I ruled from that point on. Tiny Tim played the ukulele on TV and I thought he was dumb, really really dumb, but some people must've liked him. Later on in life, girls thought that since the guys talked about me being the best guitar player maybe there was something about me that might be special or something so they would say, "hi, I've been staring at you for hours, whatcha doing later?" I'd think to myself, man it's a good thing I didn't play the ukulele.
Anyway, what I'm saying is, no, I don't play a ukulele.